From Glory Hole Queens to Kinky Doctors, We Have You Covered: The Ultimate Holiday Gift Guide

By Cartie Whitelaw

Photography by Cody Kinsfather

Hairy daddies, cruising gym bros, glory hole queens, sweaty twinks, messy bottoms, and kinky doctors, oh my! Picture this: your favorite throuple is throwing a holiday party in a few weeks. Panicked, you realize that not only do you not have any gifts for your friends, but you have no idea where to start. Your friends, like many other gays out there, are a vast array of people that don’t make sense on paper, but somehow form a beautiful chosen family. Luckily for you, Pure for Men has compiled a list of products to guide you in picking the perfect gift for the ones you love the most.

For the Hairy Daddies: Peak-Performance Pack

Bulging muscles, hairy chests, salt and pepper beards, and a vague air of knowledge on how to sort out my daddy issues. Safe to say, hairy daddies are a holiday favorite. However, as our DILFS age like fine wine, a large issue that they face is low testosterone. Often, this depletes energy levels, lowers stamina, and decreases libido. With our Peak-Performance Pack that has our T-Support and Pump Enhancer, our unique blends contain ingredients that support testosterone production and overall energy levels. From the gym to the bedroom, our Peak Performance Pack will give the hairy daddies in your life high stamina, high libido, and a refreshed sense of confidence.

For cruising at the gym, add our Stay Ready Fiber Powder to your protein shake.

We all have a gym crush, that one hot guy on the bench press, or maybe he’s doing dumbbell curls. He wears those tanks that ever-so-slightly reveal his pecs and nipples. You swear he’s smiled at you a few times. This holiday season, our Stay Ready Fiber Powder can give you the confidence to finally make a move and take him to the locker room. Our proprietary fiber blend in a convenient powder (perfect to add to a shaker bottle) form helps support digestive health, reduce prep time, and promote regularity. With our fiber, you can go into intimacy without douching and no worries about accidents, perfect for a spontaneous gym tryst.

For the glory hole queens, perhaps a mint? Just kidding, try our Body Bar instead.

Anonymous sex is hot and exciting. Between truck stop bathroom holes and darkrooms, we recommend our Body Bar to all the glory hole queens out there. The Body Bar delivers an all-in-one cleansing experience, using activated charcoal to naturally deodorize and remove dirt, grime, and excess oils—without drying out your skin. This gentle yet effective formula ensures a deep, refreshing clean that will keep you fresh for all your holi-dates this season.

Sweaty Twinks: Bum Balm

At 2 am, the night reaches its peak, the music sounds great, the crowd is perfect, and the afters are secured. However, for our sweaty twinks out there wanting to get lucky, the downstairs situation is less than ideal, swamp ass. Before going out, we recommend putting on our Bum Balm. Our plant-based balm glides on smoothly from head to bum and everywhere in between, enhancing your natural scent while providing hydration and protection. Perfect for playtime, everyday wear, and club nights, it’ll leave you and your skin feeling refreshed, deodorized, and confident for anything thrown your way.

For the messy bottom: Stay-Ready Fiber Capsules

We all have the artist friend, a painter of the trades at heart. This holiday season, help save your messy bottom friend’s sheets with our Stay Ready Fiber Capsules. With our fiber, you can go into intimacy without douching with no worries about accidents. Our plant-based capsules are designed to support digestive health, promote regularity, and boost confidence, making daily prep simple and effective. Crafted with a unique blend of chia, flaxseed, aloe, and psyllium husk, they ensure a cleaner, more comfortable experience.

Dr. Kinky, your lube you paged for has arrived.

He’s driven, has multiple degrees, and a closet dedicated to BDSM. From fisting to toy-play to classic anal penetration, our Silicone-Based Lube is the perfect stocking stuffer, or rather, perfect for stuffing stockings. Our long-lasting silicone formula now features a new and improved twist cap for easier, mess-free application. This lube is formulated using the purest high-grade silicone to ensure it lasts as long as you need without drying out.

Hopefully, this guide filled in any blanks you were drawing for gift ideas for the gays in your life. While these are just a few of our premium products, our storefront has so much more to offer. Check out our extensive collections, from supplements, body care, sex, and lifestyle, there is something for everybody this holiday season! With Pure for Men, you’ll be sure to impress everyone at any upcoming throuple holiday parties and show your chosen family just how much you love them.